h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

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basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

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mistercoventry:

becoming a demon seems like a good career option

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Be with someone who would drive five hours, just to see you for one.
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